a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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