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say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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