no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i came on her dog
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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