I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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