'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Text me some of your sweat
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