you would pick up someone in the library
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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