OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
My vagina just recognized that song.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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