i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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