so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
