But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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