I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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