new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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