And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
