you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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