What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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