careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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