I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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