Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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