Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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