I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
