The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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