i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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