I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I faked an abortion last night.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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