just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
