I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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