Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
