just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
