im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
