seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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