He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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