I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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