Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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