we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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