Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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