Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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