We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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