White coat. Heels.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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