I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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