did you get engaged???
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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