Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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