I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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