Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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