Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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