Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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