Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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