they need to just BURY HIM!
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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