I am full of burrito and curiosity
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She needs sedatives and a leash
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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