Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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