I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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