How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize