Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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