Having a random hookup so left but love u
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You're like the curious george of whores
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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