U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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